Daily Totty: Cuthbert, Elisha

Ding *dong*

What ho, chaps! What better way to get the engine running on a Friday morning than a glimpse of the exposed inner thigh of the utterly delectable Elisha Cuthbert. Positively racy!

Daily Totty: Perry, Katy

Spiffing!

Some gentlemen will try and tell you that Perry is not totty. Sir, if you are one of those gentlemen then we will have a falling out. Any man that can’t recognize the totty potential of Perry must have some unresolved issues that we can’t discuss without things getting awkward.

Yes, she’s married to that lovable scamp/crackhead-a-like tosser Russell Brand but let’s not have that be an issue. Agreed?

Welcome to The Gentlemens Club

As you are no doubt well aware old chum, it’s becoming harder and harder to be a man in our modern world. The discerning gentleman is dogged on all sides by metrosexoouals and liberal, man hating sink dodgers.

These hairy clucking witches (and in the metrosexoouals case, oddly smooth clucking witches) would have you believe that your urge to see a cracking pair of tits and to shout oneself hoarse at the rugger is a shameful pursuit – Gentlemen, it is time to redress the balance.

No longer shall we hide in the shadows and pretend that we don’t mind being taken to Twilight Eclipse for the second time. It’s time we stood up and said, “No woman, no I shan’t accompany you to Sex and the City: Undead! You’ll sit down and watch this Commando and Predator 1 & 2 marathon and you’ll bloody well like it.”

So, to start off as we mean to go on may I give you this gift.

Bloody hell, old boy, what a pair.

Later gents.

PS: If you feel that you could contribute to our Gentlemens Club please inform me of your desires at randallharperesquire@gmail.com .